"This is my giant pony. I like to feed him snacks. I like to pet him. I'd like to ride him but my cries for "up up" aren't working. Thank you Aunt Betsy for the sweet and inadvertent loan. Don't you worry I'll take very good care of Mr. Pony and solve this mounting problem eventually....when mommy's not looking!"-Signed John the pony and kitty lover
Dear Jockey John,
ReplyDeleteI am very impressed with how well you are taking care of Mr. Pony. I can tell he's very happy in his new home and that he loves you very much. Keep your chin up about a pony ride...when fun Aunt Betsy comes to visit, she might be able to help you out with that ;). Please keep up the good work and make sure Mommy and Daddy are being good!
Love and Kisses,
Aunt Betsy