RIP

"Rest in peace pjs, pride & parenting" is the theme for today, which was a day of ...surprises.

The first surprise was great, our Queen Bee Sally stopped by for some face time with John & to drop off some super adorable outfits. Then things took a turn.

The next "surprise" comes with this preface; because I had been at home & obviously not expecting company I was wearing my most beloved, over-sized & uber-ancient pajamas. So while standing in the driveway chatting to Miss Sally I realize that the rip in my pjs has grown to an obscene size & that I'd been flashing/frightening the neighborhood, & oncoming traffic the entire time.

If that wasn't enough terror for one day John surprised me when he got his arm stuck in the handle of the coffee table. It took a good 15 minutes of screaming & greasing to squeeze it free, followed by a gazillion kisses to make it better & at the end of today a BIG glass of Mommy Juice to make me feel better!