potty mouth

"Lately Mom's been breaking out my owners manual and paying attention to certain chapters. The result of which has been alot of activity involving the bathroom and alot of potty mouth talk. I don't know where this is all going but hey I up for learning new activities especially ones where I can squat and snack."

-signed, John the Genius

According to the instructions in John's main owners manual aka "What to expect the Toddler Years" it is very important to use "evacuation vocabulary" (poo poo, wee wee, you get the idea) when starting the potty training process. So I mentioned to John that when big boys go poop they put their poop in the potty. John then swiftly exited the living room and preformed what I'd call a dress rehearsal where he sat fully clothed on his training potty with his snack and some light reading material.

-signed, Sarah who isn't counting her chickens quite yet but has her fingers crossed