Sunday, September 19, 2010

Uncharted Toothbrush Territory

Toothbrushes are good for a lot of things. Besides dental hygiene, John likes to play the drums with them, scrub his toy dinosaurs clean, use them for emphasizing and pointing. Today in the bath he found a new benefit....BUTT Scratcher. After itching the itch only a toothbrush could reach, he then immediately and before I could effectively react, stuck it in his mouth. When my shocked mommy brain came-to, I relieved him of the tainted tool and disposed of his beloved pink toothbrush permanently. Toothbrushes are GOOD for a lot of things, but there are some places it is BAD for them to venture!
Signed, Mother of the Gross and Unexpected


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